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1. Once applied,lipstick will never ruboff-even while scubadiving.j8W
口红只要一擦上去，就永远不会褪掉，就算潜水时也不会。zUY2<=
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2. Aman will show no pain while taking the most ferocious be ating,but will wince when a woman triesto clean his wounds.EQ
被毒打也不会露出痛苦表情的男人，却会在女人为他清洗伤口时退缩。%+BV
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3. A single match will be sufficient to lightup a room the size of a football stadium.?69Yd
一只火柴足够照亮足球场那么大的空间。dZ2d
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4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sitbolt upright and pant.E aA
任何人从恶梦中惊醒时会突然坐起来喘气。cHjVMN
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5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road,it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from leftto right every few moments.`#n?
就算开直路，也必须三不五时地大力向右打方向盘。]iX
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6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing the mall than 20 men firing at one.SR=a
一个人射杀二十个人比二十个人射杀一个人成功的机会大。%`F'O
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7. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at themPlx15x
狗永远知道谁是坏人，而且一定会对他们吠叫。67q
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8. All bombs are fitted with electronictiming devices with largered read outs so you know exactly when they're going to go off.?he
所有的炸弹都会装有显示红色报时数字的大型计时器，让你清楚知道它们何时会爆炸。N<0
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9. Guns are liked is posablerazors-if you run out of bullets,just throw the gun away.You can always find a new one.$S
枪枝就像是抛弃式的刮胡刀，如果子弹用光了，把枪丢掉就是了，你总是可以找到一只新的。t'
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10. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.xBJU
警探只有在被停职後才会破案。e52
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