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-- 作者： 索蕾塔织姬
-- 发布时间： 2006/12/15 05:04pm
刚才在太平洋电脑网上看到了试微软的圣诞老人机器人（Northpole@live.com），结果发现，和“他”对话下来，他的AI实在是太低了！ 以下是我和“他”的对话（有些单词大概我聊天的时候拼错了，敬请谅解） vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
hi
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
boy
Santa Claus 说:
And what do you want for Christmas, vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
beckham
Santa Claus 说:
My elves will get right on that. And what else would you like, vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Are you sure?
Santa Claus 说:
Am I sure? I think so.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Do you know who is Beckham?
Santa Claus 说:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Beckham?Do you know?
Santa Claus 说:
Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛!
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Then what do you understand?
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho! What?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
I say what do you understand???
Are you the ture Santa Claus?
Santa Claus 说:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Oh, shit. You are not the true one!
Santa Claus 说:
What have I done to deserve such an insult?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
You are a such stupid Santa Claus.
Santa Claus 说:
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Well, can you speak Chinese?
Santa Claus 说:
I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Then, you konw what? Christmas?Do you understand?
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Ho your head !!!
Santa Claus 说:
Why would you insult me like that?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Can't you understand why?
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho. What?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
What your head
Santa Claus 说:
My name is Santa Claus.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Shit, I know!
Santa Claus 说:
I'm glad you do.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
You are glad? Oh, shit!
Santa Claus 说:
That is quite unnecessary.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Yes, I know. But you're glad above!
Santa Claus 说:
Oh yes?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Yes your head!
Santa Claus 说:
Santa Claus. HO HO HO.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
HO your head!
Santa Claus 说:
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Your AI is quite low I think.
Santa Claus 说:
Hmm...
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Hmm...what?
Santa Claus 说:
I don't know.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Then Hmm... your head!
Santa Claus 说:
I'm Santa Claus. Merry Christmas.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
I know! Otherwise I won't add you.
Santa Claus 说:
Hey, no problem.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Then where is my Christmas gift?
Santa Claus 说:
Try http://shopping.msn.com
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Shit! You're Santa Claus! You should give me free!
Santa Claus 说:
What have I done to deserve such an insult?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
You're unable to give me my Christmas gift!
Santa Claus 说:
That sounds nice. I'll see what I can do, vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Give me my Christmas gift!
Santa Claus 说: Ho ho ho. You already asked for that.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Fei hua!!
Santa Claus 说:
Who?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
It's pingyin in Chinese!
Santa Claus 说:
What was that?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
pingyin!!!Not the English!Not the name yet!
Santa Claus 说:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Dead round?
Santa Claus 说:
Hmm...
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
I think so.
Santa Claus 说:
You do?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
You're out of order.
Santa Claus 说:
Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
You'd better go sleeping now...
Santa Claus 说:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Don't come here to cheat our boys and girsl PLZ.
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
凸—_—
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho?
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
凸—_—凸
I've nothing to say...Look at my finger!
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho! What?
-- 作者： Anyhow
-- 发布时间： 2006/12/15 07:25pm
很乱……
彻底在英文学习下崩溃的人路过~
-- 作者： 龙之舞者
-- 发布时间： 2006/12/15 07:37pm
LZ要把圣诞老人玩死了。。。
-- 作者： 最爱艾丽嘉
-- 发布时间： 2006/12/15 11:46pm
不行了
................... 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑疯了！！ 织姬大人你没疯真是奇迹........... Ho your head !!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，我都喷了....... 估计真是圣诞老人也被你那chinglish给弄疯了...........
-- 作者： 翔
-- 发布时间： 2006/12/17 10:34am
一样……看到一群“head”喷饭…………和机器对话真是自讨苦吃……
-- 作者： Shark之魂
-- 发布时间： 2006/12/18 01:05am
暴汗……
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Give me my Christmas gift!
Santa Claus 说:
Ho ho ho. You already asked for that.
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Fei hua!!
Santa Claus 说:
Who? vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Fei hua!!
Santa Claus 说:
Who? 哈哈哈哈~搞笑啊~ To:老龙，看来是圣诞老人要把 vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 玩死了啊~
哈哈哈哈~~ vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Your AI is quite low I think.
Santa Claus 说:
Hmm...
vnett 扁桃腺发炎喉咙痛 说:
Hmm...what?
Santa Claus 说:
I don't know. 哈哈哈哈哈~~~太搞笑了~
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