-- 作者： 翔 -- 发布时间： 2006/09/24 00:52am 懒得搜了： 为好莱坞电影总结的格言 1. Once applied,lipstick will never ruboff-even while scubadiving. 口红只要一擦上去，就永远不会褪掉，就算潜水时也不会。 2. Aman will show no pain while taking the most ferocious be ating,but will wince when a woman triesto clean his wounds. 被毒打也不会露出痛苦表情的男人，却会在女人为他清洗伤口时退缩。 3. A single match will be sufficient to lightup a room the size of a football stadium. 一只火柴足够照亮足球场那么大的空间。 4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sitbolt upright and pant. 任何人从恶梦中惊醒时会突然坐起来喘气。 5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road,it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from leftto right every few moments. 就算开直路，也必须三不五时地大力向右打方向盘。 6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing the mall than 20 men firing at one. 一个人射杀二十个人比二十个人射杀一个人成功的机会大。 7. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them 狗永远知道谁是坏人，而且一定会对他们吠叫。 8. All bombs are fitted with electronictiming devices with largered read outs so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 所有的炸弹都会装有显示红色报时数字的大型计时器，让你清楚知道它们何时会爆炸。 9. Guns are liked is posablerazors-if you run out of bullets,just throw the gun away.You can always find a new one. 枪枝就像是抛弃式的刮胡刀，如果子弹用光了，把枪丢掉就是了，你总是可以找到一只新的。 10. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 警探只有在被停职後才会破案。 Ironic…… -- 作者： exex -- 发布时间： 2006/09/26 02:04pm 只有火拼结束了才有大群police出现...